Topic: 4X4 DRIVERS

[pat]

Also known as complete aresoles

1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a f* ck what your name is.
2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally.
3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now.
4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone.
5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces".
6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't.
7. When people make "*anker" signs at you, it's because you are a *anker. Learn to live with it.

[Al]

Can you do the same for boy racers, school run mums, etc.?

[Old Codger]

Some one upset you then Pat?

[devil girl]

Thanks alot pat nice to know we are all put in the same category us 4x4 drivers

[Bob DeBilda]

8. Going 'off road' doesn't mean parking with two wheels on the pavement.

[Al]

You can by spray on mud, to give you that "been offroad" look.

[Sector9]

Thanks alot pat nice to know we are all put in the same category us 4x4 drivers

Do you use it a lot DG? I can understand needing one if you live out in the sticks and have to drive through the occasional flood etc. It's just the school / shop run thing that annoys me  or maybe I'm just jealous cos I don't have a car...

[devil girl]

Thanks alot pat nice to know we are all put in the same category us 4x4 drivers

Do you use it a lot DG? I can understand needing one if you live out in the sticks and have to drive through the occasional flood etc. It's just the school / shop run thing that annoys me  or maybe I'm just jealous cos I don't have a car...

we use it for transporting our horses around and towing our caravan but as we can't afford to buy another car i use it for day to day stuff aswell, but it was bought for its towing purposes

[Dave]

Thanks alot pat nice to know we are all put in the same category us 4x4 drivers

Well said.

 Now if I were to vent my spleen about delivery persons........

[Bob DeBilda]

Thanks alot pat nice to know we are all put in the same category us 4x4 drivers

Well said.

 Now if I were to vent my spleen about delivery persons........

And tar them all with the same brush I suppose.

[pat]

this topic was meant as a joke

[Dave]

this topic was meant as a joke

If you really think number 7 was supposed to be funny, then you really need to get a life.

[pat]

this topic was meant as a joke

If you really think number 7 was supposed to be funny, then you really need to get a life.

and you really need to get a sense of humour

[Bob DeBilda]

I followed a Landrover Discovery home yesterday along the Bratton Road and It was sparkly clean with a woman driver.
I was shocked that as she was travelling on the bit between Erlestoke and Edington (narrow in places if you know it) there was no way she was going to drive through puddles, even forcing oncoming cars almost into the verge/banking.

Whats the point of having/driving a 4X4 if you don't want to get it dirty? Might as well get a Ka!

[Al]

Even then, drive through puddles rather than running people off the road.