Topic: what on earth

[Debs]

http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/inyourtown/westburynews/3768723.What_on_Earth_/

A 41-YEAR-OLD man from Westbury stands to win £1m from bookmakers if a UFO visits Earth during the next 12 months.

Geologist Lawrence Tout has bet a £1,000 at odds of 1000-1 with bookmakers William Hill that there will be a major UFO sighting in the next year and that sighting will then be confirmed by either the UK Prime Minister or US President.

Mr Tout, of Dilton Marsh, thought the event would have happened on Tuesday after reading channelled messages from Australian psychic Blossom Goodchild on her website.

And even though no little green men were spotted this week, Mr Tout is convinced it will happen soon.

He said: “I’m not a gambling man. I invest in the stock market, which might be considered a gamble during the current economic climate, but i’m quite adverse to gambling and usually cautious with my money.

“But this is a win win situation because not only will I get a million pounds but Blossom Goodchild’s prophecy will be proven correct.

“Although it didn’t happen on October 14, I still believe 100 per cent that it will happen in the next year.”

At first Mr Tout was only offered odds of 50-1 by Graham Sharpe, William Hill’s media relations director.

He said: “I finally managed to cajole Mr Sharpe to offer odds of 1000-1 after I pointed out that even the odds against cutting your foot off with the lawnmower were 3,500-1, and you can not really compare such a mundane task to one of such galactic proportions now can you?.

“My gratitude goes out to Mr Sharpe who was such a good sport and who has a history of taking some more wackier bets in his time from members of the public “He was no pushover though. He made it conditional that the UFO must not only be visible for a period of six hours or longer but also that the sighting must be confirmed by either the UK Prime Minister or the President of the USA.”

Mr Sharpe said: “We’ve been taking bets on UFO and alien sightings for years. I’ve been doing the job for over 40 years now and there’s always been a fascination with space.

“We even had bets that a UFO would arrive at the opening or closing of the Beijing Olympics.

“But I was a little surprised that someone would be prepared to bet £1,000 on an event that would be difficult to prove and that’s why we added the conditions.”

According to Blossom Goodchild’s messages, the craft will be of enormous size and will be visible for 72 hours somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere.

                   i know warminster had scene some alien activity over the years but im still scepticle over it all.... im not saying there is nothing there, but it has to be more frequent signs of it that every few years or so surely if there is something or someone around this place apart from us

[minimouse]

The trolls have been at work in the Wiltshire Times website I see. 

[Al]

Mr Tout, of Dilton Marsh...

Say no more.

[pat]

quite funny i thought

[baldy]

I see Sally's pals have been trolling about in the Wiltshire Times again.
 
It's time for me to speak with the new editor again about stopping all the libellous claims which are put up by a few opponents of mine (I do not mean councillors) who are obsessed with utter nonsense and smears, and because they are beside themselves with moronic bad behaviour as a result of me continuing to succeed in almost everything I try to do as a councillor.
 
Stand by for Sally and her moronic pals spewing out abuse and false unfounded distorted or confused claims based on lies in the first place anyway.

[Sally Beenwell]

I see Sally's pals have been trolling about in the Wiltshire Times again.
 
It's time for me to speak with the new editor again about stopping all the libellous claims which are put up by a few opponents of mine (I do not mean councillors) whoe are obsessed with utter nonsense and smears, and because they are beside themselves with moronic bad behaviour as a result of me continuing to succeed in almost everything I try to do as a councillor.
 
Stand by for Sally and her moronic pals spewing out abuse and false unfounded distorted or confused claims based on lies in the first place anyway.

             What the hell are you on about Baldy I have not been near WT,s
 Think you need a doctor Baldy.

[Sally Beenwell]

'Success'? Don't make me laugh. You admitted that you have had to sell your house because you're skint! If that's a success I'd hate to see a failure mate! PMSL!!!!

[baldy]

'Success'? Don't make me laugh. You admitted that you have had to sell your house because you're skint! If that's a success I'd hate to see a failure mate! PMSL!!!!

I was talking about my activities as a councillor.   
 
My own private life is totally separate from my activities as a councillor and is none of your business.
 
No doubt you've got plenty more childish abuse to throw about and unfounded claims to make ......

[Sally Beenwell]

As a so called councillor your business is very much open to the public. As well as being skint your mother is no longer prepared to fund any more silly legal actions for you neither so you are stuffed whatever way you look at it really aren't you?

[baldy]

This is disgraceful nonsense. It shows that you have a serious obsession with me and my private life.
 
In fact, I have not borrowed any money for any legal action - ever.
 
You clearly have no accurate information about my finances and they are not an appropriate subject for any public forum, especially anything involving other people such as my relatives.

[Sally Beenwell]

Your relative at Chantry employs a driver who drinks while driving a company vehicle. As he is putting the public in danger by his illegal antics I'd say it's very much public business.

[Sally Beenwell]

This is disgraceful nonsense. It shows that you have a serious obsession with me and my private life.
 
In fact, I have not borrowed any money for any legal action - ever.
 
You clearly have no accurate information about my finances and they are not an appropriate subject for any public forum, especially anything involving other people such as my relatives.

And you never bring other peoples relatives into the equation do you Baldy, I don't have to mention a certain young lady in the other forum whom you delighted in Dr aging her children and private life through the mud.

[baldy]

You are referring to when I accurately described someone who had told us everything about herself in her own public website anyway.
 
You are trying to mix up two different situations.  My private life remains private ... though it seems some people think they know more about me than I do. I hear all sorts of daft rumours about me all the time. Sometimes I hear that I am gay, then a transvestite, then all sorts of other stuff .... then I hear that I am bankrupt or going bankrupt (which is not true) .... and I hear that I've changed jobs before I know about it .... and that I've been found in breach of the code of conduct by a legal hearing (which has NEVER happened at all) .............
 
It's so silly ........ but it did take me a few years to fully realise that some sick individuals really are obsessed with making false claims and spreading totally false rumours to keep their little minds happy because they are so muddled about everything that they can't see things straight and only see things as they want therm to be - not how they actually are.

[Silverthreads]

I think the posts are getting too personal and should stop. Boring headache stuff yet again.!!!!

[Sally Beenwell]

Sometimes I hear that I am gay, then a transvestite, then all sorts of other stuff ....

OK so tell us all in 2 paragraphs or less why you use the name 'Heather'.

What's all of this 'other stuff' Russell. It sounds a bit juicy. What have you been up to?