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letter to dad
« on: July 29, 2008, 21:57:29 PM »
 Letter to Dad
     
 
 
A father passing by his 15 year old son's bedroom, was astonished to 
See The bed was nicely made, and everything was neat and tidy. Then, he   saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
 
 

 "Dear Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to 
You. I had to run away with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a
 Scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and
 She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of 
All Her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she 
Is much older than I am. But its not only the passion, Dad. She's 
Pregnant.

 Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the 
Woods, and has a big stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dreamof having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact   that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
 Ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for 
All the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
 In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She really deserves it!
 Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 now, and I know how to take care of myself.
 Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

 Love, your son, Jake

 P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
 Wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the 
School report that's on the kitchen table. Please give me a ring when it is
 Safe for me to come home.