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« on: May 04, 2010, 19:46:34 PM »
I have today received a copy of a certificate of an "Enhanced Disclosure Criminal Records Bureau check".
 
It's completely clean with "none recorded" everywhere.
 
Looks like the incident involving two "policewomen" in a London pub and two sets of handcuffs found later that night attached to my bed has not been recorded for some reason .....   :-\ ;D
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Re: Phew
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 19:57:42 PM »
I have today received a copy of a certificate of an "Enhanced Disclosure Criminal Records Bureau check".
 
It's completely clean with "none recorded" everywhere.
 
Looks like the incident involving two "policewomen" in a London pub and two sets of handcuffs found later that night attached to my bed has not been recorded for some reason .....   :-\ ;D

Perhaps they denied it!  :D :D :D
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Re: Phew
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 20:17:55 PM »
Think You Need To Get Out More Baldy  ::)

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Re: Phew
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 22:17:24 PM »
I'd double check that they sent it to the right person.  ;)  :D
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Re: Phew
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 05:13:25 AM »
I have today received a copy of a certificate of an "Enhanced Disclosure Criminal Records Bureau check".
 
It's completely clean with "none recorded" everywhere.
 
Looks like the incident involving two "policewomen" in a London pub and two sets of handcuffs found later that night attached to my bed has not been recorded for some reason .....   :-\ ;D


Iv'e just brought up my breakfast! :-\
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Re: Phew
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 18:03:53 PM »
I have today received a copy of a certificate of an "Enhanced Disclosure Criminal Records Bureau check".
 
It's completely clean with "none recorded" everywhere.
 
Looks like the incident involving two "policewomen" in a London pub and two sets of handcuffs found later that night attached to my bed has not been recorded for some reason .....   :-\ ;D


Iv'e just brought up my breakfast! :-\

I don't think I could stomach breakfast at that time of the morning either (5.00am)!
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Re: Phew
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 18:49:04 PM »
I agree the 2 policewomen probably denied it, but part of me is envious, if correct, whilst the other part of me asks is this Russel's fantasy, whatever, a clean sheet is a clean sheet,  LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Phew
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 21:41:27 PM »
Nah ... it's actually a true but wholly incomplete and misleading story. I used to date a policewoman ... but it was 17 years ago ... and I can't remember everything now ...
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Re: Phew
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 12:08:12 PM »
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and I can't remember everything now ...
it's a age thing baldy :D