Topic: crow -ver the bird that thinks its a dog

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http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/wdp/news/Meet-Crow-ver-bird-thinks-s-dog/article-243875-detail/article.html

An injured crow rescued as a family pet is convinced he's a dog - and even attacks the postman.
Bird-brained Jack mimics the family pooch by scoffing doggy biscuits, playing fetch and attacking intruders.

lol cant you just imagine it?  i can... i cn remember a minor bird being in the pub locally and it used to swear and alsorts by mimicing the customers