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AAAaaaa. A short love story
« on: December 04, 2010, 18:19:05 PM »

A man and  a woman who had never met before,
But who were  both married to other people,
Found themselves  assigned to the same sleeping room on a Sleeper  train.

Though initially  embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a  room,
They were both very  tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently  woke the woman saying, .......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother  you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me  a second blanket?
I'm awfully  cold.'

'I have a  better idea,' she replied  'Just for tonight ...... let's  pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! ............  That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied....... 'Get your own  f'ing  blanket.'

After a brief moment of silence ........... he  farted !

The  End
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