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Offline Bob DeBilda

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One liners
« on: January 08, 2011, 17:55:45 PM »
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Re: One liners
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 18:20:23 PM »
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Offline Rosebud

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Re: One liners
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 18:31:52 PM »
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Offline Mike Hawkins

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Re: One liners
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 18:41:25 PM »
Good job Bob wasn't an ancient Egyptian - they treated cats as Gods and to insult or harm one meant the death penalty!

Or, maybe in a past life he was, and was dealt with accordingly and his spirit cannot forgive or forget?  >:( >:(

Next time around Bob, you may come back as a cat. What will you do then - devise a WC and become vegetarian?  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: One liners
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2011, 18:55:46 PM »
Please would you walk a little faster, or get the f*** out of my way.

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Re: One liners
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 19:44:07 PM »
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Re: One liners
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 20:39:30 PM »

   

You do that Rose.  Might keep the bloody vermin out of my garden.
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..................and out of ours, digging and leaving their mess as well as hiding by bird baths and waiting to catch a bird or unsuspecting duck!! We don't like cats, wouldn't have a cat, so, don't want cats in our garden!!
Is it time for your Medication or mine?

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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 09:33:23 AM »
Well bob don't think you can fix this ??? it is discrimination of woman !!! i am sending every bloody cat from westbury to your house lol xx

Send them round Rose, that way i can kill'em all in one big cull! ;D
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