Jimmy Crankie's dad is in trouble

[Bob DeBilda]

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18049421.alex-salmond-will-appear-court-today-charged-earlier-year-attempted-rape-sexual-assault-former-first-minister-due-high-court-edinburgh-preliminary-hearing-morning-mr-salmond-64-charged/

[Shizzy]

Oh dear, some hefty charges there. I'm sure Jimmy Crankie will keep her head down, not great seeing her mentor in such a position. She'll probably blame it on the English.

[baldy]

Blimey ...   I can't wait to hear what exactly he is accused of doing to at least 10 women  EG. Is this a case of WHT with women who were happy at the time and then much later decided that they don't like him  ...  or is it far worse with him thinking he could get away with almost anything including when they did not give consent or were entirely silent and/or cooperative at the time because they were in shock or drunk etc ...

[baldy]

Mail Online: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090867/Alex-Salmond-arrives-trial-face-14-sexual-assault-charges.html

Bloody Hell! 

He is accused of assault or worse by 10 different women.

I have to say that 10 women can't all be wrong ...

I look forward to seeing how this all pans out and what one particular fact might play in it all - the fact that his long-standing wife is 17 years his senior. In my book, that makes him some sort of revolting freak to start with. Seriously, what kind of red-blooded man wants a sexual relationship with a much older woman - ie. more than 15 years older? The idea makes my skin crawl ...

[Bob DeBilda]

Mail Online: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090867/Alex-Salmond-arrives-trial-face-14-sexual-assault-charges.html

Bloody Hell! 

He is accused of assault or worse by 10 different women.

I have to say that 10 women can't all be wrong ...

Most likely guilty as charged although some of the testimonies from some of the women sound a bit strange. I wouldn't think it was easy to take a woman's clothes off her and then lie naked on top of her if she didn't want you to?
But what do I know, I'm not a rapist (I almost typed papist  )

I look forward to seeing how this all pans out and what one particular fact might play in it all - the fact that his long-standing wife is 17 years his senior. In my book, that makes him some sort of revolting freak to start with. Seriously, what kind of red-blooded man wants a sexual relationship with a much older woman - ie. more than 15 years older? The idea makes my skin crawl ...

That's very judgemental. I suppose it depends on how old you are?

[baldy]

Well, if he is a 20 year old man, she would be 35+. That would be weird. I'd say he has Mummy issues and/or a serious sexual dysfunction, probably.
If he is 35, she would be over 50. I can only imagine this is possible if he is mentally damaged / deficient or physically incapable in some way and/ or she is stunningly beautiful and fit in a really exceptional way.

In this case, we are talking about Alex Salmond. Maybe he has a serious physical dysfunction and he will claim he is not capable of rape or even normal sex, so some of these women are making up rape claims.

[Bob DeBilda]

There is 25 years between Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Is that weird? Has she got daddy issues? or a serious sexual dysfunction? Or is that a sexist comment?

[baldy]

It's quite normal for some women to be attracted to older men, especially if they are very good looking and / or rich and famous. Afterall, most men can produce children into their 60s and beyond, whilst biologically women cease to be fertile in their late 30s or sometime in their 40s ...

This is just the way the world goes around ...

I was mainly talking about Alex Salmond who bizarrely has a wife who is 17 years older than him and he has plainly gone about misbehaving with numerous women for a reason. I'm speculating that having a much older wife is not working for him  ... not least because it would not work for the vast majority of men who are hard-wired to look for women who are attractive and younger (or about the same age).

[Damnit]

Oh dear god have you heard yourself Baldy? You think women over fifty are what...bit too wrinkly? Not attractive to anyone anymore? Past their use by date? I turned 50 last year, I am not only the most confident I have ever been but also by far in the best shape I have ever been in, as after doing the whole bringing up the family thing, it is now time for me, and I am not alone in this feeling. I am quite happy before you fall off that high horse with my partner of 30 years & no plans as yet to trade him in. I know plenty of women though who have married their *toyboy* 1stly best sex ever, 2ndly best sex ever....3rdly who needs a 3rd....?There is no weirdness to it, she finds younger men attractive...he finds older women attractive & vise versa... The saying that an over 50's man that has balding is a solar panel for a sex machine is however very sadly untrue 😂😂😂

[baldy]

 

[Bob DeBilda]

Well said Damnit, but

I am quite happy before you fall off that high horse with my partner of 30 years & no plans as yet to trade him in.

I bet he's happy to hear that. How are the plans coming along?

[Damnit]

 

[Shizzy]

He's been acquitted

https://news.sky.com/story/alex-salmond-trial-scotlands-former-first-minister-acquitted-of-all-sexual-assault-charges-11962184

[baldy]

WOW!

So, 10 Scottish women CAN lie with untrue claims about sexual assault!

I feel the need to apologise to Alex - SORRY!

I have to say that I've always had a really good opinion of Scottish women as one of my first girlfriends (1986-7) was Scottish and she was the only one ever where it started with her literally throwing herself at me and making it plain that I had no choice about it .... she was also a highly intelligent nurse (so I definitely have a thing about female nurses ... ... but I digress ... ).

I am really shocked.

Just shows what utter conniving bitches the female sex can be ....

[Pete]

Nicola Sturgeon: "Jury's verdict must be respected".

Pity she doesn't have the same respect for the Brexit referendum!