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Debs:
I always try to see humour in bad / sad times ...  ive just seen this poem and have chuckled myself silly  lol

The shelves are all so empty,😳
It really is a farce,
I ask myself the question,
How will I wipe my arse?😟💩

Do I turn to Ebay?
And buy some for a grand,
From a bloke in Rochdale,
That could be second hand.

Asda has no bog roll,
Tescos got none too,
What will I do tomorrow,
When I want a poo.💩🚽
Lidl's shelves are empty,
Aldi's stock is low,
I really need some andrex,
Please tell me where to go.🤔😱

Do I use a pair of socks?🧦
That might be alright,
But then I have a problem,
My feet would stink of sugare.💩

I could use a towel,
But that's not very fair,
My wife might use the same one,
When she drys her hair.

So when the time arrives,
And I know it's not a trump,
I'll be prepared and ready,
For my first paperless dump.💩

I will use an old poster,
I have of Miley Cyrus,
So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
Corona virus.🦠

baldy:
Well, Sainsbury's Frome store loo roll aisle was stunningly EMPTY today, with totally empty shelves the whole length of the loo roll section.


I have not been in for a week, but I always find Lidl Westbury and Warminster stores always have loads of the stuff and, of course, most of the 2 towns will not bother looking there as they would not be seen dead inside Lidl ...    :)

Bob DeBilda:
It's so irrational.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jgekj7/how-much-toilet-paper-do-you-need-to-survive-coronavirus-quarantine

So stop doing it, I might have to resort to the methods that Debs poem alludes to !!

Shizzy:
A small number of the population are complete f'wits, hopefully this virus will thin them out.

Shizzy:
What measure will be taken long term to stop the Chinese from infecting the world with another virus?

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