I always try to see humour in bad / sad times ... ive just seen this poem and have chuckled myself silly lol
The shelves are all so empty,😳
It really is a farce,
I ask myself the question,
How will I wipe my arse?😟💩
Do I turn to Ebay?
And buy some for a grand,
From a bloke in Rochdale,
That could be second hand.
Asda has no bog roll,
Tescos got none too,
What will I do tomorrow,
When I want a poo.💩🚽
Lidl's shelves are empty,
Aldi's stock is low,
I really need some andrex,
Please tell me where to go.🤔😱
Do I use a pair of socks?🧦
That might be alright,
But then I have a problem,
My feet would stink of sugare.💩
I could use a towel,
But that's not very fair,
My wife might use the same one,
When she drys her hair.
So when the time arrives,
And I know it's not a trump,
I'll be prepared and ready,
For my first paperless dump.💩
I will use an old poster,
I have of Miley Cyrus,
So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
Corona virus.🦠