This did make me chuckle. Its like the Policeman who stopped a speeding motorist and say "Who do you think you are, Nigel Mansell?", to which the reply came, "No, Damon hill actually".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7534890.stm
I was stopped by a policeman for speeding. I said 'sorry officer but I was looking for a sh*thouse'. He looked at me and said, 'looks like you found one.'