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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by baldy on March 17, 2020, 10:20:24 am »
Well, Lidl Westbury still have some loo rolls, though the huge piles of 18 roll packs have gone. There are now just packs of 9 or 4 and they are limited to 2 packs per customer.
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Bob DeBilda on March 16, 2020, 18:40:30 pm »
A small number of the population are complete f'wits, hopefully this virus will thin them out.

Actually it’s more like 52%  ;D
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Shizzy on March 16, 2020, 17:47:00 pm »
What measure will be taken long term to stop the Chinese from infecting the world with another virus?
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Shizzy on March 16, 2020, 17:46:16 pm »
A small number of the population are complete f'wits, hopefully this virus will thin them out.
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Bob DeBilda on March 16, 2020, 13:09:16 pm »
It's so irrational.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jgekj7/how-much-toilet-paper-do-you-need-to-survive-coronavirus-quarantine

So stop doing it, I might have to resort to the methods that Debs poem alludes to !!
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by baldy on March 13, 2020, 20:49:15 pm »
Well, Sainsbury's Frome store loo roll aisle was stunningly EMPTY today, with totally empty shelves the whole length of the loo roll section.


I have not been in for a week, but I always find Lidl Westbury and Warminster stores always have loads of the stuff and, of course, most of the 2 towns will not bother looking there as they would not be seen dead inside Lidl ...    :)
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Debs on March 13, 2020, 15:59:00 pm »
I always try to see humour in bad / sad times ...  ive just seen this poem and have chuckled myself silly  lol

The shelves are all so empty,😳
It really is a farce,
I ask myself the question,
How will I wipe my arse?😟💩

Do I turn to Ebay?
And buy some for a grand,
From a bloke in Rochdale,
That could be second hand.

Asda has no bog roll,
Tescos got none too,
What will I do tomorrow,
When I want a poo.💩🚽
Lidl's shelves are empty,
Aldi's stock is low,
I really need some andrex,
Please tell me where to go.🤔😱

Do I use a pair of socks?🧦
That might be alright,
But then I have a problem,
My feet would stink of sugare.💩

I could use a towel,
But that's not very fair,
My wife might use the same one,
When she drys her hair.

So when the time arrives,
And I know it's not a trump,
I'll be prepared and ready,
For my first paperless dump.💩

I will use an old poster,
I have of Miley Cyrus,
So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
Corona virus.🦠
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In the News / Re: Jimmy Crankie's dad is in trouble
« Last post by Damnit on March 11, 2020, 15:41:42 pm »
 ;D [beer]
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General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Shizzy on March 11, 2020, 15:16:30 pm »
Bob, my parents and in laws are of the same mindset, what will be will be. I guess they come from a more resilient generation, not affected by the recent snowflakery fad.

It is survival of the fitness, natures way to cull the weak. It may sound callous to snowflakes but those that are dying were on their last legs anyway, all the virus has done is speed up the inevitable.
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Westbury News & Discussion / Re: Boundry !!
« Last post by Bob DeBilda on March 11, 2020, 14:06:50 pm »
I am assuming that the 4 panels are on one side (your side) and the 5th panel is on the other side?

If this is the case, and the 4 panels are yours (your landlords), it stands to reason the 5th panel is your neighbours on that side. Or is that too simple?
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