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Westbury News & Discussion / Re: Davies
« Last post by baldy on March 23, 2020, 18:30:19 PM »
Keep buying newspapers ...

Well done Davies!
In the News / Re: Jimmy Crankie's dad is in trouble
« Last post by baldy on March 23, 2020, 18:26:49 PM »

So, 10 Scottish women CAN lie with untrue claims about sexual assault!

I feel the need to apologise to Alex - SORRY!

I have to say that I've always had a really good opinion of Scottish women as one of my first girlfriends (1986-7) was Scottish and she was the only one ever where it started with her literally throwing herself at me and making it plain that I had no choice about it .... she was also a highly intelligent nurse (so I definitely have a thing about female nurses ... ... but I digress ... ).

I am really shocked.

Just shows what utter conniving bitches the female sex can be ....
You are joking, right?
No. I have twice been attacked by a badger. To be fair I rode over one of them with the front wheel of my bike, so I don't blame it for being a bit pissy!
Westbury News & Discussion / Re: Davies
« Last post by Shizzy on March 23, 2020, 15:44:34 PM »
 [app]  :D  ;D
Westbury News & Discussion / Re: Davies
« Last post by Bob DeBilda on March 23, 2020, 15:44:05 PM »
At the end of all this we're all going to have the smartest homes and gardens.  [beer]

Feck all to wipe your ass with though. :D
General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Shizzy on March 23, 2020, 15:01:41 PM »
Thanks, Bob, lightened the mood
Westbury News & Discussion / Davies
« Last post by Shizzy on March 23, 2020, 15:01:13 PM »
Just been into Davies to stock up on painting supplies  :)

Staff are informing customers that if they are forced to close they will operate a home delivery service, just phone through with your order.
General Discussion / Re: Covid 19 Bad taste forum
« Last post by Bob DeBilda on March 23, 2020, 09:59:22 AM »
Let's take a moment to think of Philip Schofield. The poor bugger only just came out and now he's being told he's got to stay in. 

Down South they're stockpiling toilet rolls and hoarding pasta. Up North we're licking door handles to try and get two weeks off work.

Coronavirus currently has the same mortality rate in the UK as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool

Don't go to the pub. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection. Honestly, Boris Johnson is starting to sound like my f'ing girlfriend.

Thunderbirds 2020.  “Go and fetch the Rolls, Parker”
“ Do you want the Andrex or Tesco home brand, Milady?”

I was concerned COVID-19 can be passed to dogs but apparently, if you use a condom, they will be fine.

As if it wasn't bad enough being Dyslexic, now I've got the Racoon virus.

The first coronavirus death in Scotland has been reported. It was someone elderly, a 27 year old.
General Discussion / Re: Covid 19
« Last post by Debs on March 21, 2020, 21:52:27 PM »
A few thoughts on the current crisis.

1. The lowest paid in society will end up doing the most during this outbreak, nurses, paramedics, drivers, delivery driver, care workers etc. whilst grossly overpaid footballers and celebs will contribute F all.

2. We hopefully may see the end of 'celeb' culture. Most are talent less and survive on the oxygen of publicity and posting pics of themselves at events or on holiday. With papers devoting column inches to more important issues,and the restriction of travel, and cancellation of events they may just wither on the vine, starved of publicity. Maybe society will take a look at itself and decide what is important in life.

3. Probably won't hear much more from Greta, after all the current situation we find ourselves in is what Extinction Rebellion are calling for, the public have had an insight into their vision of the world.

Couldnt agree more 🙄
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