You mean you actually sit down and read every word in the gutter press? Give me an article you have read and I'll find it on the www and probably find it covered better too.
I'm not referring to the gutter press, indeed I the specific example if a high quality niche market publication. Given that your challenge is pretty easy for me to win

The only daily paper I read is on a sunday, as the week in review, tv guide and some other sections are worth a read. Plus I need newspaper for drying shoes etc.